Munni VS Sheela

After going through many perverted and almost illegal comments on the video of Sheela Ki Jawani on you tube I gathered that many people believe that THIS song is the 'munni killer' or much better than Munni Badnam Hui.


Well both are a piece of art (very raunchy..or sensuous art, however you may look at it) and thus are very subjective and of course everyone has the right to their own view.


 So here I will express my right to a view and put these very hot songs against each other : )


It`s time for the Battle of the Item Songs!

VS

So going to Miss Sheela first. I quite like the song and I must admit, even though I don`t like Katrina Kaif very much she is indeed looking very hot and has stepped out of her comfort zone. I am all for the narcissism the song calls for, specially when Sheela wants you to call out her name. And lines like "main toh khud ko gale lagaon"

Also not really liking the copying of  JUMMA CHUMMA DEDE video
with workers and their mugs. Go see  the video .

The Choreography is amazing of course its done by directer and one of the best choreographers around Farah Khan. The mind blowing body waves and belly dancing moves Katrina does are quite something. The song also has Akshaye Kumar doing something or the other. I don`t even think he`s dancing, I couldn`t figure out what exactly he was doing. And it was so insignificant that I really don`t remember.

One problem I do have with all of this is that Katrina later gives an interview saying that her song is not at all raunchy but cute! And she would never want to be a brazen sex symbol. I am a tad bit confused by this Because I do not understand how a good looking woman as Katrina, wearing just a bed sheet (or so we are led to believe) going all DHAK DHAK on us is not supposed to be viewed not as sexy but CUTE!? 

Okay, I get it you dont think you are a sex symbol but in this song whether you like it or not, you ARE. Sometimes I think she`s talking about another song altogether. Anyway.
 I was really enjoying this song till these weird apologetic comments came later to ensure that people don`t think of her as JUST another girl doing an item number or whatever her concern was. Or maybe I read way too much into things and it IS a cute song? I need some help here. Am I searching for sexual innuendos where there are none or what!?
Lines I like: I know you want it but you never gonna get it; tere haath kabhi na aana






Next up is Madam Munni performed by the producer of the mega hit Da-BANG (get it!) This song also is choreographed by Farah Khan who choreographed Malaika in her First item number Chaiya Chaiya in Dil Se. I don`t really remember but I do hope she got some sort of filmfare award or something for this song because it was nothing but amazing. Come on. They were all dancing on a freaking moving TRAIN.

MUNNI has to be the perfect SEXY INDIAN song. Its rustic and the whole song is in Hindi. Malaika Arora`s eyes and expression make this song even more sensual. I think that contributes more than her waist doing the latka and jhatkas. 

But yeah, her dancing style is completely different but she dances in a way which IS raunchy but I dont think its vulgar at all.  I am having a hard time describing this video because it is hard. But people who have seen this video and throughly enjoy it may know what I mean. And of course it has Salman Khan come in and do some funnny moves with Munni ( who happens to be his BHABHI in real life). Also really like the overall styling of thie video. All the cholis and jewelery.
Lines I like: Shilpa sa figure Bebo si adaa, Bebo si adaa, Hai mere jhatke mein filmi mazaa re filmi mazaa.

MY VERDICT

For me the winner is MUNNI

and I`ll tell you why.

Malaika Arora is an Item girl. She`s said it  before and is NOT apologetic about it, whereas Katrina Kaif seems to want to do these kinds of things while also giving her justifications for it. All this really ruined Sheela for me.

Why do you have to be apologetic about it?

Also it`s refreshing to hear a rustic Indian song with lots of oomph in it rather than another hindi song with English lines to it. Remember BEEDI?

Although Katrina displayed amazing belly dancing skill in Sheela I like Mailaika`s dancing style much much better specially cos she`s so expressive ( her eyes! )

Don`t you think Malaika should also get extra points for being a Mother and pulling this off : )

[And I know I `am going to get killed for this but I do think Malaika is WAY hotter than Katrina.]

Also Katrina said in another ineterview that Sheela Ki Jawani has a more Chicago feel to it. Has she SEEN Chicago. How can something called Sheela Ki Jawani have any other feel to it But Indian?!

I really want to hear what you guys think of this. Even if you hate and completely disagree with what I just said :D

Is Sheela a Munni Killer?