Gossip Girl: Juliet Doesn`t Live Here Anymore

Lots of hate sex, Dan gets dumped twice in the same episode by Serena and Juliet wears grey again.


I really like the starting scenes of this episode. I think Leighton Meester acted pretty darn well during her conversation with Serena,while there a bump inside her covers. [ I want Blairs Bed btw, among other things ]

Blair and Chuck cannot keep their hands off each other and when they finally decide to stop Chuck wants 'immersion therapy' while Blair immerses herself into macaroons!
Chuck keeps popping up here and there and finally come into Blairs room wearing This

I cant seem to decide whose night gown that is. Hers or His? I mean Chuck Bass having a velvet nightgown isn`t as absurd as it may sound but it was a really weird fit on him :S


Anyway so there is yet another Black Tie Event in Gossip Girl Land. I am really not complaining, how else will they show us the amazing gowns and dresses. Even though i have mentioned this before here

I Need.That. Dress.

Blair looked radiant as ever in a Raplh Lauren column dress. It looked like a day dress to me but anyway.

Is he checking out her ass here btw?

The ballet seemed to be a disaster for Dan ( because Serena called him to the event since she had let go of Collin not knowing that Collin in turn had let go of his job ) Vanessa & Juliet.

Vanessa with her Game Face On. And it looks like a truck full of ruffles threw up on her.

The whole scene with the Dean was pretty funny. Well written I would say. Blair saves Serena and Chuck saves Blair.

So everyone finally knows that Juliet is a liar. But the reason is still umm unkown. And our 4 lead characters don`t bother to figure it out. `Jealousy for Serena` seems plausible enough. I mean yes Serena you have an incredible face a killer body and an even better wardrobe. You have enough money to suppoort a small country and you have hooked up with the hottest men on this show but still that isn`t reason enough for someone to take pictures of you kissing your oh-so-hot proffesor and wanting you expelled. I know its hard for four people who are so pretty to think this much but I thought they could`ve altleast figured out that there was a deeper reason for Juliet's Shenanigans.
They have accomplished alot, these four in this show. I don`t know why THIS was so hard. However I did love the scene where the four of them ( I do hope you know I am referring to Blair Chuck Nate and Serena : ) ) surround Juliet and threaten the hell out of her. I do love a good bullying session by pretty people  take down.

Anyway it`s clearly not the characters fault. The writers have to stretch this weird Juliet storyline as far as they can so that Vanessa and Jenny actually have something to do. Did you see that Jenny had lesser amounts of black shadow on her to tell us that she was just lounging around?


I do not know why Vanessa hates Serena? Is it still the Nate thing? And why does Jenny hate Serena? Is it ALSO the Nate thing? Do Vanessa and Jenny know that ?! Or is it that the two outsiders from Brooklyn are trying to take down the Upper East Siders..Again. *Yawn* We all know how that is going to end.


What i also don`t get is the moment Serena and Collin could actually be together, normally, they were somehow not attracted to each other. Right. Moving on


Now that Collin is out of the picture Serena needs someone else. And since Alphabetically Dan come before Nate she calls him up for the second time in this episode. Ofcourse Nate has superpowers along with his prettiness and reaches there first! Dan, yet again is in the background..looking at Serena with another guy.

Serenas Choice-The girl need to FLIP a COIN

 Who do you like better? Sere-Nate or Sere-Dan.  Dan is way too bland for me. I would love to see Serena and Nate again.


Favourite Quotes:


Chuck: This comforter blocks out so much noise they could sell it to Bose.
Blair: This has got to end.
Chuck: I thought I just did.
Blair: That was the last time.


Serena: I know we agreed to wait, but it feels like life is just passing us by. It's not fair.
Blair: Life is tough Serena. Get a helmet.


Dorota: If KGB can't get me to talk, Chuck Bass has no chance. <---- best quote of the episode,Hands Down


Juliet: Don't you see? They're all protecting each other.
Vanessa: This is what they always do.
Dean Reuther: I'm sorry. Who are you?    


Blair: What if I need to go through sex rehab like Jesse James?




Blair: [to Serena] Do you forget what happens to you on vacation? There's a reason you never get a tan line.


Juliet: Nate, this isn't me. You know that.
Nate: How would I ever believe anything you say again?
Blair: Well you can believe the part where she does her own hair.




Oh did i Mention, Juliet wears Grey again? 

   OhMyGod I almost forgot to write about the very end. When the Hate Sex ends. Giving way to this...

Doesn`t look very hateful to me.