SQUIRT TURDS

Does Kiera Knightley even eat? -- MOLLYGOOD

Lindsay's mom wants to replace Rosie (LOL) -- PEREZHILTON

Just what everyone wants: An Edible Anus -- DLISTED

I feel like I need a bath after seeing this -- JUSTJARED

Lilly Allen goes to the gym and smokes -- A SOCIALITE'S LIFE

Britney Poll -- POPSUGAR

Paris leaves her house -- ICYDK

Pamela Anderson gets an island -- HOLLYWOODRAG

This is my kinda bar! -- ALLIE IS WIRED