Friday, September 28, 2007

YIKES!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL'S SWEATER PIES?????? YUCK. That's just really gross, I don't understand what went wrong here, but she should have noticed it before she left home, no??? See what Trent had to say about it at PITNB . . . . hilarious!

BRITNEY LOOKING PIRATEY KINDA

Last night, Britney went to a Southland Addiction Cosmetics party. I kinda like what she's wearing. But them damn boots!!! She definitely needs some new ones, those are just butt ugly. More pics at POPSUGAR.

SHILOH IS PRECIOUS

Angelina brought Shiloh to FAO Shwarz toy store this afternoon, she got a babydoll!!! Shiloh is just adorable. Now we know what Brad looks like with big lips.

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MORE OF JOHN EDWARD THOMAS

Bridget Moynahan took her cute baby out to Bel Air Bay Club Thursday. I still say he looks like Shia LeBoueouououoeeeouf. Lot's more pics at CBB.

NOSTALGIA

My God, I SOOOO wish I could see Van Halen, but they are not coming anywhere around here. I saw Van Hagar when I was 11, but that's not the same. Eddie's lookin pretty good, thank God he fixed his teeth, and thank God David Lee Roth cut his hair!!!
More pics from their first comeback concert at MOLLYGOOD.

W T F

This is just utterly horrendous. I don't understand why she did it. That's all I have to say.

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Ok . . . this one's not as bad, at least she has it fixed kinda cute:



Thursday, September 27, 2007

LOL!!!

What would Rianna & Shia's baby look like??? Check it out HERE.

CUTE!!!

Amanda Peet's daughter, Frances Pen, looks JUST like her!!! She's precious!!! More pics at CBS.

ANOTHER DAY . . . .

. . . Another couple of celebrity pregnancies. Melissa Joan Hart is said to be 3 months pregnant. Her and her husband have a 17-month old son. Eva Mendes was seen leaving prenatal classes, and it looks like a baby bump, so we are assuming . . .

THIS IS A RECORD I THINK

2 Britney posts today, and neither one is bad!!! I don't think that's ever happened before! Britney & Allie went to a Burbank recording studio yesterday after eating at Acupolco restaurant. That's a good sign!!! UGH, like I said before, the girl has frightening taste in boots. I don't think I've ever seen her in a cute pair! Anyway, more pics at DLISTED.

LINDSAY STAYS AT REHAB

It was said yesterday that she may be getting out this weekend, but her mother says that she is staying. But that's not the important thing here, what the hell is this ho wearing??? I can't figure out if the gloves are attached to the dress or what! It looks weird.

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POOR BECKS

David Beckham's dad had a heart attack yesterday, so he rushed to England to be with his father. His dad is only 59. Scary. I hope he gets better.

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THIS SCARES ME

The baby on the left was born to Tatyana Barabanova. She's 43 years old and she's from Russia. This kid was born at 17 freakin lbs. THAT IS EFFING CRAZY!!! She was born by c-section . . . THANK GOD. Check out the look on the face of the kid on the right!!! That baby is scared shitless!!!

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A NORMAL BRITNEY POST

Here's Britney going to a Malibu tanning salon, looking pretty damn normal for once. She just has really bad taste in boots. Those blue contacts have got to go. I love blue eyes, but it doesn't look right on her for some reason. More pics at POPSUGAR.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

WHEN BRITNEY WAS INNOCENT

. . . . Or at least we think she was. Here she is with her own Barbie doll. How cute. To see more old celebrity Barbie dolls, head over to CS.

WHY SO MUCH MAKEUP???

Christina looks great with her little belly bump, but she needs to take it easy on the makeup!!! That's WAY too much!

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John Edward Thomas Moynahan

Aw, he's so cute!! Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Shia Leboueououeeouf???

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U SHOULD KEEP TAMPONS ON YOU AT ALL TIMES

Britney may have had good reason for bringing a photographer in the bathroom with her. Reportedly she asked him to get her a tampon. Well, that's boring, I was hoping for a better reason than that. Check out what DLISTED says about it . . . it's hilarious!!!

LINDSAY GETTING OUT THIS WEEKEND?

Lindsay might be getting out of rehab this weekend. I see another DUI coming soon. I really wouldn't be at all surprised.

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Another day, another celebrity DUI. Kiefer Sutherland was pulled over about 1:10 am this morning with a blood alcohol over the limit of 0.8%. Don't these rich and famous people have drivers that are willing to drive them anywhere that their little hearts desire? SO WHY THE HELL ARE THEY DRIVING DRUNK???

BRITNEY'S 2ND "WTF" FOR TODAY

We saw pics of her going to a public restroom earlier, like she always does, but what we didn't see was that someone went in the bathroom with her. Why she took a photographer to potty with her, I have no clue. Nothing she does really surprises me anymore. More pics at INO.

NICOLE RICHIE SHOWIN OFF HER BABY

Aw the baby's gonna be so cute!!! It's kinda weird, her tummy being so big and her arms being like SO skinny. Hopefully the baby doesn't suffer from any of the anorexianess that Nicole might have gone through. More pics at GB.

SPF HOLDS JJs HAND

Isn't that just the cutest thing you've EVER seen??? After all the Britneyness we've been hearing about, I don't blame JJ for being scared. Poor kids. Poor Britney. If all the crap we're hearing is true, she really needs to get some help. If not for herself, for her kids. They are the most important things in all this mess. More pics at DLISTED.

THIS IS JUST SAD

This is not photoshopped, I thought it was at first. Nolita, an Italian fashion brand, used this girl for their ads. She is 27 year old Isabella Caro and has suffered from anorexia since age 13. She weighs 64 lbs. SAD.

Nolita did this ad to

"show everyone the reality of this illness, caused in most cases by the stereotypes imposed by the world of fashion."

To see the NSFW version of the ad, go to DLISTED.

WTF???

What did Britney do to her extensions??? Is this like a bad dye job or something? I'm confused, I didn't know that people dyed extensions, I just thought that if you wanted a different color, you change extensions. Especially someone who has enough money to buy an island or something. Well, I don't like the brown on her, I like it better when it's black. Or blonde. DAMN she loves those public restrooms don't she?


More pics at INO.

Friday, September 21, 2007

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!!!

I am gonna go and try to enjoy the BEAUTIFUL weather we're having here in Louisiana. I need to enjoy it before that damn tropical storms gets here!!! Have a great weekend and don't drink and drive people!!!!

~Shelly~

O M G

This is frickin hilarious! I honestly LOLed. Sharon Osbourne was quoted saying:

"He’s like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.”

LOL . . . She cracks me up!!!

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ZACK MORRIS TRIES THE HOMELESS LOOK

Damn, he looks beat. Maybe he just had a bad day???

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I HOPE THIS IS TRUE!

But I SERIOUSLY doubt it. It would be cool though.

Britney Spears’ acting career has been given a boost - she’s among studio favorites to land a role opposite former Friends star Matthew Perry in a new sitcom. In a remake of a 1960s TV series, Perry will play a businessman who finds a pretty girl and asks her to pretend to be his wife to better his career.

Daily Variety columnist Liz Smith reports bosses at the NBC TV network like the idea of troubled Spears playing the part of the fake wife.

A TV source tells Smith, “There’s something about her that just connects with the audience.”


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BRITNEY WENT SHOPPING YESTERDAY


Britney took SPF shopping with her in Beverly Hills yesterday and stole his noonie. Aw. That kid is just precious. More pics at INO. And some more cute pics of SPF at GB.

LOL

Damn! As goody goody as the Brady Bunch was, Maureen McCormick sure had some not so goody things going on. The latest is her involvement with Eve Plumb who played Jan Brady.
Her book, "Here's The Story", will reveal the details of the stuff they did together, along with her eating disorder and drug use.


A source tells the National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."

Wasn't she also doing Greg Brady? She was doing her brother AND her sister? GROSS!

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

NICE LOOK

I love this look on Katherine Heigl. I like her blonde, but this is different and it's a good different. It's gotten the eff photoshopped out of it, but still.

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LOOKIN GOOD!

Would ya look at Courtney Love!!!! She's almost unrecognizable! She looks great! Too bad it was probably only for one night. Does Kate know that she's bangin her ex? This took place at the new exhibition at the Victoria & Albert museum. Kate looks fabulous here, but this is what she looked like later on:

Looks like she had a merry old time! See more pics HERE.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

THIS GIRL'S GONNA GO POSTAL SOON

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she put a hit out on Kevin. I doubt she knows what the hell to do with herself anymore. If I were in her shoes, I would have already totally lost my freakin mind. She looks so sad here, I really feel sorry for her. Not a shred of her life is private, it's gotta be frustrating. More pics at INO.

J LO ISN'T PREGNANT NOW

Marc Anthony says that Jennifer Lopez is not pregnant. He says:

“Everyone calls about this every month with the hopes that they’ll hit the mark, but no. No.”

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WHICH IS SCARIER?

Amy Winehouse or Britney's weave??? More pics at ICYDK.

ANOTHER COVER

For as crappy as most people think Britney is, she sure does get a lot of magazine covers.

“Dealing with the kids after they come back from Britney’s is really hard on Kevin,” says a Federline pal. “It takes him three days to get them back on any type of schedule.”

To read more, head over to UsMagazine.

GOOD STUFF

Doesn't it just warm your heart?

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SCARY MONSTER!

Don't let this monster near your kids!!! It's frickin scary! What the hell is it??? I'll tell ya what it is, it's Britney weave.

AWWWWWW!!!

A BABY!!! Guess who's it is!!!! I'll tell ya . . . Keri Russell!!! Isn't he a cutie? More pics at INO.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS DUDE???

LOL . . . Nick Carter is claiming that he's dating Britney . . . . WHAT-EVER.

According to OK! Magazine, a source says:

"Nick's claming that he and Brit have been 'dating' for about three weeks. He says they’ve been chatting, texting, instant messaging and talking all the time; they’re both heavy into each other." The source also reveals that Nick has even told some of his bandmates, "I really like her."

This is bullshit. I don't even believe he said it. But I could be wrong.

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BRITNEY GOES ICE CREAM SHOPPING

She looks kinda cute with her glasses and her rosy cheeks. AND NEW BOOTS!!!

Well, she kept 50/50 custody of her kids with Kevin. Here is what the judge ordered:

Custody stays at 50/50 for now

Brit and KFed can't talk shit in public about each other or each other's family members

Brit, KFed and anyone else can't use corporal punishment against the kids

They must each complete the "Parenting Without Conflict"
program and go to co-parenting counseling together

Brit and KFed must not drink or take controlled substances
during the care of their kids or 12 hours before taking care of their kids


I'm sure it's gonna be really hard for both of them to not drink and stuff. And guess what Britney does last night after her custody hearing??? If you guessed that she went out and partied, then you would be right. WTF??? Is she really that uninterested in keeping her kids???

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ANGELINA MAKES A FUNNY

She told Cosmopolitan that she's only had sex with 4 men in her ENTIRE life. Which of whom are Brad Pitt, Billy Bob, Johnny Lee Miller and someone else who she didn't name. HA!!! Does anyone actually believe this?

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

COULD IT BE TRUE???

According to In Touch Weekly, J Lo is preggers finally.

"She's about twelve weeks pregnant," an insider tells In Touch. "She's due in the spring." After years of trying to start a family with husband Marc Anthony, she was finally successful with in vitro fertilization - so successful, in fact, that there's a possibility she's having twins!"

Like her butt needs to get any bigger. No really, I'm happy for her if it's true. She's been trying forever, right? I think it's cruel when women who want kids can't have them. The best of luck to her!

JORDAN AND PETER HAVE QUITE A SEX LIFE

She's talked very openly about their sex life, why stop now? She's told us how big his thing is and how she plans to poop in front of him or something like that. Now, she says:

"Pete is the sicko, not me. I'm an extremist. Have you seen the film Hostel? Our sex life is like that."

DAMN.

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KELLY OSBOURNE

Kelly's looking really nice lately!!! As for the dude, that's Kate Moss' new boyfriend. YUCK. Go back to Petey Pie!!! PLEASE!! Anyway, Kelly lost some weight and she's not orange like most of young Hollywood. The dress is gorgeous!!! RAZZLE DAZZLE!!! More pics at DLISTED.

PARIS HAD A GOOD TIME

Apparently Paris had a great time at the bar when she attended a party after the Emmys. She had to be grabbed by her people when she tripped and couldn't walk right. Then later, she was seen climbing an iron gate at the home of one of her friends:

LOL!!! That is just TOO funny! Homegirl HAD to be on something. More pics and more to the story HERE.